They walk among us!

Some light relief for the weekend……

A man bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge (still working), he put it in his front garden and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it.’
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: ‘Fridge for sale R10.’

The next day someone stole it!

They walk amongst us!
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted….. “Look at that dead bird!”
Someone looked up in the sky and said…”Where?”

They walk among us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the Estate Agent which direction was north because he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, ‘Does the sun rise in the north?’
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for some time. She shook her head and said, ‘Oh, I don’t keep up with all that stuff……’

They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our works canteen,
when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but said
she “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.”

They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the boot.

They Walk Among Us!

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I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office to report the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands.
‘Now,’ she asked me, ‘Has your plane arrived yet?’…
They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it for some time then said “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.”

They Walk Among Us!

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About msomiafrica

Author, photographer and conservationist who sincerely prefers interacting with animals rather than people.
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